The American Paladin Great Digital Award
Complete the journey. Claim the art.
Finish the five scored fights and unlock a set of four American Paladin phone wallpapers and lock screens, with art by Alex Wisner.




Worth playing for?
Five scored questions. One optional spoiler bonus. Allow about 15–20 minutes. Headphones recommended.
If the game misbehaves
If this game crashes on you, don’t email us or make comments, as we can’t do a dang thing about it. We’ve got our game designer and faithful servant, Factotus, working around the clock. Factotus will see the crash and eventually figure out a patch.
He does tend to spend a few hours every day in the local saloon at the digital ghost town the aps call Windows. He calls this his “thinking time.” Or is that “drinking time”?
Anyway, give it a while and we’ll try to get it working for you. But don’t expect miracles. Only Larry can provide those, and only in storytelling form. Go read a book!